Yare, yare, really?- Lambo asked, -Holy cow, I'll become one hell of a weirdo, it seems. Please don't say it loud, I'm begging you!- Tsuna whined. what happened?! Future Lambo appeared here naked, with Reborn's fedora. Lambo faked innocence and asked: -Why that? What happened? -What. were you alone?- Lambo hesitated, then said: -Yes. Lambo.- Tsuna called, trying not to die with laughter, -Did you arrive in the living room? -Yeah.- Lambo answered, vague. Pst, Reborn.- Lambo whispered, -Are they together yet? -Not that I know.- Reborn answered, -Why, do in the future they.?- a huff of pink smoke, and twenty-years-old naked Lambo was replaced by sixteen-years-old Lambo, dressed up and astonished. And I think Gokudera's about to have a stroke.- Reborn turned around and saw that, in fact, Gokudera's face was purple and he seemed about to explode. Anyway.- Lambo said, -Try with warm lemonade. He lost any trace of strenght in his legs, fell on his knees and sunk his face in Gokudera's thigh, trying in vain to suffocate his hawls of hilarity.
Tsuna, that was just managing to stop being puzzled for the killer saying two bad words one after the other, collapsed on the end of the sentence. Reborn, however, didn't seem to notice that: -Fuck you, you bastard! Not everyone is so lucky to grow gorgeous and perfect like you!- he yelled. Tsuna dared to look at him and he almost spat out a lung noticing that, far from having a mocking aura, on Lambo's handsome face there was a very sweet expression. Yare, yare, Reborn, I had forgotten that period of your voice.- Lambo said. His voice, still growing, broke over at least three syllables, transforming his legit protest in a comic relief. He pushed Gokudera away, then grabbed his jacket and buried his face in it, just in time not to laugh in front of Reborn's astonished face. Gokudera collapsed on Tsuna's shoulder and whispered: -I'm sorry, Tenth.- he giggled, -I'm dying!- Tsuna tried not to be contaged by his right hand man's laughing fit, but when Lambo put up a totally illogic story involving the current fashion, a thermostat and a hole in the ozone very big and very deep and right over Namimore he couldn't hold back anymore. Lambo looked down and said: -Oh, this? Bother, I wonder what was it doing in the living room! -Were you naked in the living room?- Reborn asked. Lambo, his cheeks red, raised the hand that wasn't holding the hat and answered: -Hey, Tsuna nii! You look strange with your hair short! -Relly? Am I growing them? -Yes, a bit, more on the back than on the front. I see what you see.- Tsuna turned around, trying to look brave. Tsuna turned to face Gokudera and asked: -Do you see what I see? -If you see future Lambo, naked, covering his family jewels with a familiar-looking hat, yes I do. When they got to the two arguing, however, the scene they saw was really unexpected. If twenty-six years old Lambo looked very calm, he also looked like one that could rip your guts from your nose using only a finger, and if he and future Reborn still weren't in good terms it could become a problem. Otona Lambo!- Tsuna said, and ran forward. While he was walking, he heard a muttered: -Ga.ma.nnn.- and a familiar boom. He rolled up his dress shirt sleeves and went with heavy steps towards the point where Lambo's scream had came from. This time, Reborn will hear from me!- Tsuna decided. Gokudera got pale and said: -That's the yell one makes when he gets kicked in the nuts. Yeah, and I've had enough of that.- Tsuna replied, then from the corridor came an atrocious yell of pain from Lambo, high-pitched and screeching. Reborn will kick Lambo, Lambo will call him “pimple-man” and in half an hour they'll both be in their rooms, holding their grudges. Hey! You two!- Tsuna called, -Calm down! -Don't bother, Tenth.- Gokudera said, right behind him, -We already know how this will end.
And that, unfortunately, happened almost everyday. Unless, of course, Reborn wasn't the first to drive Lambo mad. To be honest, Lambo never provoked him for that: I-Pin had gone through that thing a few years before and he had seen her cry and fuss about it, and he was nice enough not to turn the knife in the cut, not even with Reborn. Reborn, on the contrary, was having a really bad second puberty: he had dandruff problems and a bad case of acne since he had already been there, he knew that everything would eventually pass, but this didn't comfort him those days when he got up to discover a new pimple or some rash on his face. Lambo had become, as they already knew thanks to the Ten Year Bazooka, a really gorgeous boy, and he had a lot of success among his peers. This, considering that even before it wasn't exactly calm. Since the two of them had entered puberty, life at the Sawada's had become a true hell. Lambo, come back here!- Tsuna backed down just in time to avoid being run over by a running Bovino, shortly followed by a hitman with his face covered with pimples.